WRITEROFFTHELAKE
Vanessa N Hanko
vanessa@writeroffthelake.com
Keep your mind from becoming as soft as a flaccid penis: OPPOSE CENSORSHIPUpdated Monday, June 29, 2009
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HERE'S WHAT'S NEW: 6-28-09: As you regulars know, every holiday I post a special holiday page right before the holiday. The "FOURTH OF JULY" page is up. Please feel to copy, forward, email, print, or upload to your website this special holiday page, but please do so in full. Thank you.6-20-09: The June 2009 rant, "www.writeroffthelake.com IS BACK", has been posted on the SCREAMING THE FISH CHEER page.
WHO IS WRITEROFFTHELAKE?writeroffthelake is me, Vanessa N Hanko of Geneva-on-the-Lake, Ohio. I started writing in 1976, and within three weeks sold three short stories to three different magazines. Since then I have sold articles as well as short stories to various markets. My writing is not, has never been, and probably never will be, limited to one age group or one genre. Some of the places where my writing has been published are:* SOUL TEEN * GENESIS * BABY TALK * LIGHTED PATHWAY * INTIMACY * TRUE LOVE * PENNYWHISTLE PRESS * CHICAGO DAILY NEWS * EQUINEWS * JIVE * TIME TO PAUSE * TEACHERS INTERACTION * CROCKETT-DIAL * SECRETS * LOVEWORDS * MOONDANCE *
Some of the things I love (which often turn up in my writing) are:
- GUYS WITH LONG HAIR I only have two theories about men: a man's hair can never be too long or too blond, and long has priority over blond any day.
- GENEVA-ON-THE-LAKE Ohio's oldest summer resort Give me a time machine and I'd relive my GOTL summers, especially '68 through '71 (Dad wouldn't allow me to stay alone at GOTL until I was 16 in 1968). I vacationed at GOTL as a kid, worked and lived here in the summers as a teen, then bought a year-round house here in '85. In '94 health reasons forced me to leave, but now I'm back--thank you God!
- BLUES and ROCK There's two things in life that have to be hard to be good and rock is one of 'em! I LOVE lead guitar licks screaming through my head at ear-splitting volume live and right up at stage (I once had a bass player tell me if I wanted to be any closer I'd have to sit on the stage).
- HORSES I'm partial to all-over Leopard Appys and blood bay Quarter Horses, although my Appy wasn't an all-over Leopard Appy and my blood bay gelding wasn't a Quarter Horse. Mom always said if the Strip was zoned for horses I'd be in heaven.
- DOGS In October '07, my first Golden died. I've also owned three Collie bitches and as a child I had a Boxer and others. I started obedience training when I was eleven, but, for me, horse shows always had priority over dog shows.
I can work up some interest in just about anything else, too--EXCEPT football or math.Everyone's been asking, "Why writer OFF the lake and not writer ON the lake?" Because when I started the first website, I was living "off the lake". Now that I'm back "on the lake", I've kept "writeroffthelake" because I'm "writeroffthelake" on other email accounts and some forums, so "writeroffthelake" I will stay.
The Beaver, Pennsylvania house I lived in from '94-'05, is one of the locations in the movie ADVENTURELAND. I can't wait to see it when it comes out on video. Both interior and exterior of the house look very different today, but here's what the house looked like in 2003 when Mom and I were still living there:
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WRITEROFFTHELAKE WEBSITE CONTENTS
The "SCREAMING THE FISH CHEER" Page:
June 2009 Rant
- 'Tis the Season...Again
December 2008 (non)Rant
- Peace of Mind
November 2008 Rant
- A Working Vehicle
October 2008 Rant
- Changes
September 2008 Rant
- In Search Of...
August 2008 Rant
- Too Close to Home
July 2008 Rant
- In Cahoots with the Groundhog
March 2008 Rant
- Smoke and Mirrors
February 2008 Rant
- When "Challenge" Replaces "Problem"
January 2008 Rant
- Blessed Are...
December 2007 Rant
- Geneva-on-the-Lake In Song
September 2007 Rant
- Eggplant, Anyone?
August 2007 Rant
- It All Goes By So Fast
July 2007 Rant
- Once in a Blue Moon
June 2007 Rant
- Tweaked In Vain
May 2007 Rant
- Party Time
April 2007 Rant
- It's A Drag
March 2007 Rant
- It's Back
February 2007 Rant
- 2007 is the Write Year
January 2007 Rant
- The Selfish Side of Christmas
December 2006 Rant
- Kiss that Butt
November 2006 Rant
- Childhood Amusements
October 2006 Rant
- I Had a Dream
September 2006 Rant
- This is War!
August 2006 Rant
- Past Lives
July 2006 Rant
- The Little Product that Works
May 2006 Rant
- Let There Be Heat...or Not
April 2006 Rant
- Wimp-on-the-Lake
March 2006 Rant
- Memories
February 2006 Rant
- Holiday Sadness
January 2006 Rant
- Peace on Earth
December 2005 Rant
- Sucking my Blood
November 2005 Rant
- Gas, My Ass
October 2005 Rant
- Getting Screwed
September 2005 Rant
- Twice a Day with Barbed Wire
August 2005 Rant
- Screaming the FISH Cheer
July 2005 Rant
The "SHORT STORIES" Page:
- Little Sister
horse/cop fiction previously published in CROCKETT-DIAL
- The Mystery of the Stolen Mare
middle-grade mystery previously published in EQUINEWS
- Life in the Strange Lane
cop/rock/biker fiction previously published in CROCKETT-DIAL
- Midnight Rambler
first published here
The "MISC" Page:
- Bailey's Golden Dream XVI
May You Howl Your Way to Heaven!
- My First Car
Flounderfoot 10/18/06
George: 3/22/06
Frank: 3/2/06
Larry: 2/28/06
Sandy: 2/27/06
Anonymous: 2/27/06
Chriss: 2/27/06
Vanessa: 2/26/06
- Lynyrd Skynyrd and Ted Nugent
Sept 9, 2001 at Yankee Lake Jamfest 2
- Mom's Christmas Miracle
a true story
The "FOR WRITERS" Page:
- Book Commentaries for Fiction Writers
5 of my previous "Books for Writers" commentaries
- Feed Lines
25 ALL NEW fictional feed lines to help ignore your creative engine
- Fiction Writer's Scenebook Scene Feeders
10 free Scene Feeder ideas from Fiction Writer's Scenebook
The "NOVEL SYNOPSIZES" Page:
- Little Queenie
adult mainstream
This unpublished novel took second place in a worldwide competition & I turned down two publishing contracts for it.
- The Threat in Red
YA hi/lo mystery
- Tell Me a Secret
YA problem novel
- Foxy Lady
romantic suspense
under construction
- Befriending April
YA horror
under construction
- Mystery at Circle Lake Resort
middle-grade horse mystery
under construction
This unpublished middle-grade horse mystery novel had a signed contract, but when they didn't publish it within the stated time, the rights reverted back to me.
The "SCRIPT TREATMENTS" Page:
- Home Front
WWII homefront period piece
- And Baby Makes Death
suspense
thriller
under construction
PRAY FOR PEACE"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God."
Matthew 5:3copyright Vanessa N HankoREPRINTING OF THIS WEBSITE, IN FULL OR IN PART, IS STRICTLY FORBIDDENhttp://www.writeroffthelake.com/index.html 1 6-29-09 at least monthly